|QB Accelerator Reviews|
|Let me kill something!!!|
|Mirkwood||Jocke the Beast|
Jocke the Beast wants me to kill. That's why he made it so nothing ever attacks.
There are battles, yeah, but the bastards wait so long to do it that you give in to the urge and take out a few innocent bystanders while for something to kill. I was freakin' bored.
Since I can't rant about how freakin' boring this game is for a full article, I'll talk about the graphics and stuff.
The sprites are strange. I know this guy is a killer, so I think this is how he sees his victims. They have no face. They teleport from spot to spot because the engine doesn't let them scroll, and in order to get away from a fight, they have to smoke some red herb. You too. That's right, to get away from the level 1 cockroach, you have to take some herb. there's no other way. That's really too bad too, since the random battles are pretty damn random. One minute you're fightin' a squirrel, the next you're fightin' the damn hero of the universe. It's crazy.
Wait...this whole game is crazy. I'm going to go count my old lady change.
really killed some innocent bystanders...oops!
|Graphics:||Graphics: They spoke to me. They said "RED RUM!
|Sound:||There wasn't any. That sucked.
|Gameplay:||I like killing people. This game doesn't let me do
that without travelling all over hell and back.
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