Jill
the Goddess
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| When nipples attack! |
| QB is truly the last
bastion of pornographic games. Here we pay tribute to all the he games
that make "little SJ" stand up and take notice.
Jill the Goddess A nipple hre, a nipple there, but they're some of
those nipples belong to GODS and GREEN STATUES. I'm not sure if I'm
allowed to enjoy these nipples as a result. One of the low points of QB
nudity. Unless you like green nipples. Sud Skins A traditional game o' booty. Sure, it's no Japanese Sexual tamogatchi, but it's charming in it's own way. There's just something about having to work so hard for three or four badly pixellated images that makes it all worthwhile. Johnny Abbotts Adventures Doesn't the title of this game make it sound like he
should be racing boats with someone named "Dr. Strangio"? For that
alone, this is the best game of the lot. |
me crazy, but the
whole idea of nudity just doesn't include green. This game does though.
In fact, it includes a whole lot of implied nudity -- transparant
shirts, "is she wearing pants or not" pands, all the great things you'd
expect from a game set in a jungle. Luckily for us, Na_th_an is a
decent artist, so at the very least we've got some reaosnably good
looking naked chicks, which definitely aren't men -- because as we all
know, most artists in QB can't draw, and we'd have more than a couple
"THOR THE CURIOUSLY MASCULINE MOSTLY NUDE WARRIOR PRINCESS" if anyone
else had done this. Thank god. I don't think my heart could have taken
it.Nudity aside, this game suffers primarily from two problems which keep it from being a nice, fun, if simplistic platform shooter. The first is the unrealistic jumping physics, which make the countless jumping puzzles more difficult than they have to be, and the second is the optionless combat -- you press the fire button. I don't think you can crouch, and jumping only opens you up for attack, so to defeat your enemies, you simply press the fire button and hope the enemy will keep flying into your fireball. With a few altered variables and a dozen lines of code, I honestly thing this games mechanics could be improved tenfold, and I honestly hope Na_th_an decides to take a second look at doing so.
Unfortuanately, I haven't run the game under anything but a fresh unstall of Windows 2000, so I can't comment on the sound, but apparantly it has some. Go figure.
Even with it's flaws, in the end Jill the Goddess is a relatively fun game, despite a couple irritating jumping puzzles. It also has decent art and naked chicks. If you're going to download a freeware platform game, you might as well make it this one.
--SJ Zero has a green nipple
fetish