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| QBXL Extra |
| The new QBXL whipping boy! |
| In
an unprecedented move, the QBXL Editor-in-Chief, SJ Zero, has decided to
grant Forsaken ()ne the title of QBXL whipping boy. This honor was given
to Forsaken ()ne because SJ Zero was jealous of Forsaken ()nes aparant inability
to form a coherent sentence. The review above started out as a series of
nonsensical jibberish, and only through the heroic efforts of SJ Zero was
this review able to be salvaged. Because of such incredible sentences as
"Otherwise this game is fairly good... it's... Sweepy
and... Tiley... they Bring the good good goodness of sweeping up loads of
debris, and placing little blue and green tiles on the ground, WOW... Just
like mom used to.", Forsaken ()ne
has truly earned the title.As part of this honor, he will be fed to either
Jocke the Beast, or Alien Jack Nicholson, depending on who is available. |
Tiler Tex
2. This game isn't exactly perfect. That fucking
flashy thing kept killing me, damnit!! Otherwise this game is fairly good.
Except for the premise of the gameplay...You have these assistants... Sweepy
and... Tiley. They Bring the good good goodness of sweeping up loads of debris,
and the equally good goodness of placing little blue and green tiles on the
ground, WOW... Just like mom used to. One thing I don't get is, why do the
freakin tools follow you? They're like fucking lost puppies, which bring
up the question; why the fuck are you doing this if they can move?!
Damnit! It's not right!
Morphine is your best friend when playing
this, because the PC speaker sounds will give you a damn headache. Of course,
this will only matter for the short time before you have a seizure, because
the screen flashes every time you pick up a diamond. Hmm... If you're regularly
picking up huge diamonds while doing this, wouldn't you just... oh, I don't
know... pay someone else to do your dirty work?
A word of warning, this game acts like a depressant.
Not a good one, like beer, but a full fledged suicidle tendencies "let's
see what I can do with a bottle of vodka and a full container of asprin"
kind of depressant. Oh, it's flammable too.
-Forsaken ()ne spends his weekends
seeing what he can do with a bottle of vodka and a full container of asprin.
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