Progress Report: SJ Zero
Status: Project Complete
Here I am, it's been a full year since I started this miraculous project, and as you can see, it's been a stunning success. Even though the ripples on my stomach may not be that deep, and my pecs may not bee gigantic and bulbous, they are abs and pecs, something I once thought required insanity or crack to get. This life of mine has changed as a result of this project, and I'll never go back to the way things were.
This is my accomplishment. Soon I'll be writing a page detailing how I did it so that others can try to walk the same path themselves. To all those who are like I was, I can only beg you to make the same decision I did and fight for your future and present; life is so much better now that I can't even describe it. This body of mine, it can do so many things I thought were impossible, It can meet so many challenges I once thought insurmountable, I can only say that.
That and I need a haircut perpetually, it seems. Maybe that'll be next years project.