|QB Accelerator Reviews|
|This game never stood a chance!|
|Tiler Tex 2||Developers:Mike Snyder, Richard Kelly, Peter Banot|
Morphine is your best friend when playing this, because the PC speaker sounds will give you a damn headache. Of course, this will only matter for the short time before you have a seizure, because the screen flashes every time you pick up a diamond. Hmm... If you're regularly picking up huge diamonds while doing this, wouldn't you just... oh, I don't know... pay someone else to do your dirty work?
A word of warning, this game acts like a depressant. Not a good one, like beer, but a full fledged suicidle tendencies "let's see what I can do with a bottle of vodka and a full container of asprin" kind of depressant. Oh, it's flammable too.
-Forsaken ()ne spends his weekends seeing what he can do with a bottle of vodka and a full container of asprin.
|Graphics:||Mr. Atari. Only the Atari made it look good.||Score|
|Sound:||Fucking PC speaker blips AHHHH!!!||3333|
|Gameplay:||Playing this game is like bashing my head into a brick wall, only more-so.||3|