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Alien Jack Nicholsons column
Yeah, I like to rant a lot, but lets just say my sanity isn't what it used to be. A few years of solitary confinement in a cardboard box on a store shelf, and a few more on some chumps desk (hey! -ed) are enough to waste anybodys mind. At least you have brains! I have a bunch of old lady change, pennies and nickels, in my skull. Lets just say that there isn't much going on in the old ticker, except for the random electrical fields attracted by the huge mass of copper. I can pick up radio stations real good, maybe even pick up some dead guys ghost on a good day, but the music gets boring, and the ghosts are always so single minded, trying to scare this inanimate object, it all becomes kind of fruitless. After listening to some televangelist on the radio for so many hours every Sunday, I have what you might call a healthy hatred for all organized religion, capitalism, humankind, and government. I'm glad though, it keeps my perspective clear.
While we're talking about reality here, I'd like everybody to know something -- Don't write in about my ramblings, because I don't want to hear the truth -- I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
-Alien Jack Nicholson Is an extremely charismatic inanimate object, who also happens to be our mascot..