we list the best and worst games with witty phrases next to the titles and
Ped Xing(score 7): All the death of massacre with none of the guilt!
Shadow of Power(Score 8): I need an armour! Bitchy Box! Hey you pussy, punch
my harder! I love this game.
Massacre(score 2):The pain of playing this game is like the pain of murder
-- you know it's wrong, and you want no part of it. Only crazy people
will bother playing this for long!
Tiler Tex 2(Score 3):Sure it's oldskool. Oldskool isn't always good. Especially
when it's a game we didn't play in our youth.
these frozen days in the wastelands of Canada will do things to a man. Bad
things. "Shrink" things. To counter this, we canadians tend to stay inside
on those cold winter days and colder winter nights writing reviews for QB
games. Lucky us, lucky you. We can also drink more beer than most because
we already can''t feel most of our exremeties. Yummy. Well, here we go!
Here are what the scores mean in terms of the grand scheme of things.
1 : Portage and Main, 50 below. Some ugly underage hooker
is trying to pick you up.
2 : Portage and Main, 50 below, but you have a flask of some disgusting
alcohol to dull the pain.
3 : Portage and Main, 50 below, same flask, but the hooker has
decided to take off
4 : On the road out of Winnipeg in a frozen car. 50 below, no flask,
but at least things'll get better!
5 : Hitting the Ontario Border at 50 below. Great Scenery, but you might
be dead soon, so it all balances out.
6 : The snow stops and the tempeture becomes a not quite balmy 25 below.
You consider taking off your coat.
7 : 10 below, you consider sunbathing.
8 : 0, You have to turn on the air-conditioning to keep cool on these
9 : You hit Toronto somehow, it's 10 above, you find a hot chick in a
10 : It's 20 above, and it turns out the hot chick owns a private topless
beach. Life is GOOOOOOD.
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