under the Influence
while under the influence of various colas and Red Bulls is common for most
programmers, Since many QB programmers aren't old enough to drink alcohol,
this makes a lot of sense. I of course, am. This lead me to do a study on
programming while under the influence of alcohol. I conducted experiments
over the course of several nights to ensure the conclusive proof for my hypothesis,
which for the purposes of entertainment value, I shall unveil later.
First, lets look at how alcohol works. You drink it, it impairs you. Simple
as that. More specifically, the cerebelum, the part of your brain responsible
for thought, consciousness, logic, and basically, all the things you really
need for programming to work.
Over the course of several weeks, The same thing happened. I'd start up QB,
start drinking some incredibly strong beer, and next thing I know, I'd unconsciously
gone into a multiplayer game of Diablo 2! EVERY TIME! My conclusions at this
point is that it is nearly impossible for an individual to program under
the infuence, and that goes doubly so when you are trying to write an article
about it too!
Because of this, I can't really write an article about programming under
the Influence. Playing Diablo 2 was fun, but I don't think I can spin that
as programming. I did do some programming while slightly buzzing, but I ended
up deleting the directory. Naturally, it was the most beautiful code I've
ever written, functionally perfect and optimized to the best of my pristine
ability, but you'll never see it. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Man I'm drunk right now... I'm going to go sleep it off. Don't wake me up
unless you have some asprin for me in the morning!
-SJ Zero really let himself go for this article!
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